Football is better than Soccer

Football is a sport that greatly exceeds all others. No matter the sport football is better, especially soccer because of these five major reasons.

Reason one: in football you run and rip someone to the ground and then do a happy dance. In soccer you run and slide and hit someone in the shin guard? And then help them up? Reason two: in football you use brute strength to throw a ball 85-yards for six points. In soccer you use your whole body strength to kick a ball 85 yards for a slight chance at one point. Reason three: in football when you score, you run around and head-butt each other and chest bump each other, because it’s awesome. In soccer when you score a point you high five each other and only head-butt when you’re angry. Reason four: football is the number1 contact sport, soccer is number 2. Reason five: more people watch football in America than soccer and that's because we suck at soccer and are amazing at football. So, there you go; my favorite reasons why football is better than soccer.

Football is just an overall better sport than soccer no matter what. Soccer is for boys, football is for men.